I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
