with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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