giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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