i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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