I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
