as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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