Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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