He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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