Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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