Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
