You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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