You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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