ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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