would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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