My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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