Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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