Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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