i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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