is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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