I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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