So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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