im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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