in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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