the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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