I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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