It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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