let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i came on her dog
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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