the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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