i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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