I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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