I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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