what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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