Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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