carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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