I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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