I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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