He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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