I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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