Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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