Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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