Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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