hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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