yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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