I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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