Can i not drive my cunt home
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My vagina is officially offended.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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