i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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