whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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