I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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