Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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