they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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